<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>best funny bollywood dialogues Archives - Zee 5 Blog</title> <atom:link href="https://www.zee5.com/global/blog/tag/best-funny-bollywood-dialogues/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link></link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 14:19:30 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod> hourly </sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency> 1 </sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1</generator> <image> <url>https://www.zee5.com/global/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/app_icon_512x512.jpg</url> <title>best funny bollywood dialogues Archives - Zee 5 Blog</title> <link></link> <width>32</width> <height>32</height> </image> <item> <title>25+ Funny Bollywood Dialogues That Never Get Old</title> <link>https://www.zee5.com/global/blog/25-funny-bollywood-dialogues-that-never-get-old/</link> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Shrudi Shyam]]></dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 07:59:19 +0000</pubDate> <category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[best funny bollywood dialogues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny bollywood dialogues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny dialogues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[top funny bollywood dialogues]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.zee5.com/global/blog/?p=8443</guid> <description><![CDATA[Bollywood has blessed us with some of the wackiest, most laugh-out-loud dialogues ever! If you were looking for some funny Bollywood dialogues that you can try on your friends, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re a hardcore Bollywood buff or just someone who loves a good chuckle, these one-liners never get old. From […]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="bsf_rt_marker"></div><p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Bollywood has blessed us with some of the wackiest, most laugh-out-loud dialogues ever! If you were looking for some funny Bollywood dialogues that you can try on your friends, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re a hardcore Bollywood buff or just someone who loves a good chuckle, these one-liners never get old. From iconic classics to modern-day rib-ticklers, this list has it all. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready to relive the funniest dialogues from some of the best </span><a href="https://www.zee5.com/global/movies/genre/comedy"><span style="font-weight: 400;">comedy movies</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> Bollywood has ever given us!</span></p> <ol> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Yeh Baburao ka style hai!” – Hera Pheri</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Utha le re baba, utha le! Mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le!” – Hera Pheri</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti” – Sholay</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“21 din mein paisa double!” – Phir Hera Pheri</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Amir aadmi dekha nahi ki, bhikhari ki tarah bhikh mangna shuru” – </span><a href="https://www.zee5.com/global/add-ons/epic-on/movies/details/phir-hera-pheri/0-0-1z5409752"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Phir Hera Pheri</span></a></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Kamse kam 30 saal ka time de re” – Phir Hera Pheri</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Crime master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal ke gotiyaan khelta hoon.” – Andaz Apna Apna</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Teja main hoon, Mark idhar hai!” – Andaz Apna Apna</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Galti se mistake ho gaya” – Andaz Apna Apna</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language” – Namak Halal</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be … kitna nacha raha hai?” – Bade Miyan Chote Miyan</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu?” – Om Shanti Om</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun … Ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai … Mind It!” – Om Shanti Om</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Waah, kya acting karta hai.. Waah, kya acting karta hai…” – Om Shanti Om</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Bhai ne bola karne ka, matlab karne ka!” – Wanted</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Arey kya karu mai iska? maar bhi nahi sakta, pyaar jo karta hai mujhse” – </span><a href="https://www.zee5.com/global/add-ons/epic-on/movies/details/welcome/0-0-1z5407156"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Welcome</span></a></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Aloo lelo, kanda lelo…subah se na ek aloo bika hai Naa bika hai aadha kanda” – Welcome</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Meri ek taang nakli hai, main hockey ka bohat bada khiladi tha” – Welcome</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Tera baap yahan chhod ke gaya tha ki teri maa” – Welcome</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Iska photo khinch kar isko dikha ke isspe puch lete hain ye kaun hai, tab toh ye batayega na ye kaun hai” – Chup Chup Ke</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Chhoti bachchi ho kya?” – Heropanti</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Aawaz Neeche” – Action Replayy</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Jahanpanah tussi great ho, tohfa kabool karo.” – 3 Idiots</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … Lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai” – 3 Idiots</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aansu pochte, fir humne socha hatao yaar matar paneer pe concentrate karo” – 3 Idiots</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Aal izz well!” – 3 Idiots</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Mujhe ghar jaana hai” – Raazi</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Imma joking” – Housefull Series</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Bass. Bahut Ho Gaya.. Itna Gussa Chadadiya Tum Logon Ne.. Ki.. Mein Baith Hi Jaata Hoon.” – Chennai Express</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Meri dictionary me impossible word hai hi nahi…Acha? Kahan se kharidi aisi bakwaas dictionary?” – Chennai Express</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;" aria-level="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Chinna mudail hogayi… Meena chudail hogayi” – Chennai Express</span></li> </ol> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Bollywood has been cracking us up for decades, and these comedy dialogues are proof that humor never goes out of style! Whether you’re binge-watching old classic </span><a href="https://www.zee5.com/global/movies/lang/hindi"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hindi movies</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> on </span><a href="https://www.zee5.com/global"><span style="font-weight: 400;">ZEE5</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> or quoting these in everyday life, these lines will always have a special place in our hearts. Did we miss any of your favorites?</span></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>